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October 2010
4 posts
September 2010
3 posts
Jump Training
Mission HAHO (High Altitude High Opening): Okay Everly, Your shoot will be deployed at a high altitude which will allow you to float silently into hostile territory without detection…Wait, why are you laughing? This is serious!
When i was a little boy, the long-chained playground swings were my parachute and i would float down for hours…the sand beneath my feet a vast expanse of...
Caleb proves its never too early to start ones camouflage training for the jungle missions
August 2010
9 posts
secret agent bebe seeks placement
file under code name: operation oz
Dear Bjorn Identity,
Are you taking applications for secret agents in the Land Down Under? If so, I believe I have what you’re looking for.
I do all my own stunt work and I possess passports from two of the world’s superpowers (which will remain nameless at present for security purposes).
I also do accents… many accents.
In addition...
Surprise Attack
I tried to surprise-tickle my little agent of joy, however, she quickly used her special forces training to hip-throw me to the ground whereupon i became weak and rapidly melted like butter under the intense pressure of her squealing and grunting interrogation techniques… 7 months old and she already knows my weakness for her smiles…
July 2010
47 posts
mywisemom asked: What is the best part of being a dad? What is the hardest part?
sillylittlelamb asked: Why is Everly always outfitted in the yellow carrier while it's always the burgandy one on her personal blog? Does the yellow one have a bullet proof insert or fire proof material or something that she feels is more appropriate while out on missions with Daddy?
Solar Beatdown
The Sun, it seems, has us pinned down. With the heat index slinking towards 105 degrees, Mylah and I have no where to go. We can’t stare at the television anymore and the toys have lost their luster. We’ve exhausted our carrots and have had to move onto the squash. blechh, Even the dog doesn’t want to play. Moral is low. We press on however, not showing the unforgiving star our...
K9 unit training
We take a break in our day to run a few drills with the special units department. This always puts Mylah in a better mood after all that paperwork. Global espionage tends to be a little more bureaucratty then blowing stuff uppy.
krystalrobb asked: You guys seem to have so much fun with the babies. i am hoping my husband will find that same excitement. He is looking forward to being a father but seems to be pretty unintrested with all the baby details. is there anything i can share with him now (im 7 months preg) that will help him look forward to our little one?
97, 98, 99…100! 100 push-ups. Look out bad guys…that was just a warm-up set. I will distract you with my cuteness then choke you out!
“Don’t bother trying to find night vision goggles in 6-12M at the surplus....”
– BjornID
“Remember to never EVER put the kevlar onesies in the clothes dryer. If...”
– BjornID