secret agent bebe seeks placement

file under code name: operation oz

Are you taking applications for secret agents in the Land Down Under? If so, I believe I have what you’re looking for.

I do all my own stunt work and I possess passports from two of the world’s superpowers (which will remain nameless at present for security purposes).

I also do accents… many accents.

In addition to the aforementioned qualifications, I have really cool hair and the ladies dig me. (My mama sometimes calls me ‘sweetlips’.)

Enough said?

Sincerely,

levi, aka croc hunter bebe

p.s. Let me know if you require further verification. I’ll be happy to post you photos of me koala-whispering and python-wrestling. In fact, since my skills are so diverse, I might be a little overqualified for the job. You decide.

:: the mommyhood memos ::