Special Agent Levi,

We’ve had our eyes on you and have been hoping you’d join us. Your skill set is quite impressive: wrangling gators, mastering the nuances of many different accents, your chameleon-like ability to blend in with your surroundings, cuteness that cuts like a machete, oh and super-spy handsomeness (Everly made me write that one, with an excited gurgle noise and a wink;)…

We are looking forward to joint Bi-lateral covert missions and are proud to have been a part of Operation Oz…Welcome aboard sir!